But.. But you don't know her uncles.
They.. - I know.
They are rogues from the Neanderthal times.
Orthodox.
I am a modern age dog. Latest.
When we will fight, I will eat them up.
''I am a dog and she is my partner.''
''I tell the truth, when she came..''
''..there came a season to eat everyone up.''
Stop it.
Look, aunt, everything will be fine.
I promise.
What were you doing inside? All that cuddling and all?
Uncle, she fell over me.
Girls from affluent families.. Hello.
Girls from affluent families are like that. Try to understand.
Whether she falls on you or you fall on her..
..our necks will get cut and fall down.
Uncle, you only asked me to persuade her.
I got persuaded.
You would've got exposed..
..if she would've opened the accounts.
This is the first time I have let a girl touch me and you..
No, no. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
You are my disciple.
Come on, get in. Get in.
Let's go.
''In 12 months I'll express my love to you in 12 different ways.''
''Now I think I won't be able to survive..''
''..even for 12 minutes without you.''
''When the winter season starts in January.''
''We will switch on the heater of love.''
''In a blanket as small as February..''
''..we will play hide and seek.''
''March will be a romantic month.''
''We'll do something we have never done before.''
''What if we aren't able to meet in April?''
''What will happen? Find a solution.''
''I'll get an internet connection so that I can chat with you.''
''When the summer season starts in May..''
''..we will party at the poolside.''
''We will take a long vacation in June.''
''We will go to a hill station.''
''When starts raining in July..''
''..I'll yearn to embrace you.''
''We will have a lot of fun in August.''
''We will make some arrangements.''
''I'll take you to London. I'll give you a tour of Paris.''
''I'll take you on a world tour.''
''I feel that I'll be coming often to your house in September.''
''We'll see the sunsets together in October.''
''You can keep your head on my shoulders.''
''By the time the wretch November comes..''
''..you would've already surrendered your heart.''
''Things will get confirmed on 12th December.''
''With the confirmation from our hearts.''
''There will be no car or mare.''
''I'll bring the wedding procession on foot.''
''In 12 months I'll express my love to you in 12 different ways.''
''Now I think I won't be able to survive..''
''..even for 12 minutes without you.''
Prem hasn't come as yet, dear.
Don't worry, aunt. He will surely come.
Why don't you go and pay your respects..
..as you have come to the temple, Junior Chaudhary?
Tell me.
I prayed for a week before my exams.
He failed me. - Then why have you come here?
I'm my grandpa's junior spy.
Whenever any female in the family goes out of the house..
..I keep an eye on them.
Whether they are going and meeting our enemies.
Aunt.
Go.
My child.
Bless you. - That's enough.
Bless you.
Sister.
Someone stop them.
You are crying?
They are bound to cry.
These sisters-in-law love each other more than their own sister.
In spite of living in the same city we have met after ages.
Our men our fighting and we women are suffering.
I wonder when this will end.
Like I have united the aunts I will unite the uncles as well.
If I don't turn this family into a 'Hum Aapke Hain Kyon' family..
..then don't call me Prem.
Thank you.
Okay, so you are befriending our enemies..
..in the pretext of praying and worshiping?
Son, she isn't an enemy. She is your grandaunt.
Amar, my child. - Don't touch me, you old woman.
Scoundrel, if you say a word more..
..I'll feed you kerosene and light a match in front of your mouth.
Get out of here.
Forgive him, sister.
His grandfather has made him just like him.
I wonder when he will mend his ways.
Why are you laughing?
He will change, but I'm laughing..
..thinking of the way in which he will change.
Junior Chaudhary, the park is closed.
It's closed for others, not me.
Go and tell the manager, Amar Chaudhary is here.
The park will remain open.
Okay, sir. - Okay, sir.
Come here, you animal.
Salute me.
The park should be closed now. We have to go home.
You are refusing Amar Chaudhary?
Come here.
How dare you!
I won't spare you.
Go.
Who.. Who are you?
Badman.
Badman? - Yes.
I'm here to turn a bad boy like you into a good boy.
You.. One kick and from Badman you will become a dead man.
Kick me. Kick me. Kick me.
Really? Here you go.
Darn him.
I am sorry, bad-man.
Spare me.
Forgive me.
Okay. From today, you'll be a good boy.
Yes, I will.
You won't bunk school. - Okay.
You won't trouble your teachers.
You'll always respect your elders.
And you will cut your ponytail as well. - Yes. No, no.
This is not possible. It is the identity of my family.
Shut up.
The kid has tired me.
First try to talk things out.
If they don't understand then kick them.
Great, Balli. Great.
Your nephew is one in a million.
Amar Chaudhary.
Why do you have bandana on your head?
It's the latest fashion, grandpa.
Okay. Okay. Fashion.
Come here, my tiger.
And hit on this jackal's head.
Bless me, uncle Balli.
What are you doing?
Respecting my elders, grandfather.
This is what Badman has taught us.
Who Badman? - He is our new teacher, grandpa.
Teacher?
Grandpa, his new teacher is Prem.
Dear, now I feel he'll also bring my two scoundrels back on track.
Hello
Uncle, uncle Suraj is once again trying to get me married to Veer.
What? - Yes.
But I want to marry your son, Yuvraj.
Yuvraj? - Please, uncle. Please, do something.
Please, quickly get me out of here.
Someone is coming.
Come on, get the cars out.
Load your guns.
Let there be bloodshed?
We will have to bring Sanjana at any cost by this evening.
What are you doing, Chaudhary..
Sir. Uncle, tell them.
What you are doing is wrong.
You are going to kill your brother for 200 crores?
Whereas someone worth 500 crores is in uncle's pocket.
Who are you talking about?
Uncle, I'm talking about K.K Modi.
Yes. K.K. Modi from America.
Tell them how much he is worth.
He is worth 5000-7000 crores.
And hear this. You know who has been given..
..the responsibility of getting his daughter Naina married?
Uncle.
Uncle, you couldn't see this gem of a person?
Whereas Naina desires a gem of a person.
They are such lovely people.
They are romantic. They are going to kill their brothers.
Uncle, if I wouldn't have thought of this..
..then there would've been a bloodshed today.
Why don't you think?
No, the idea was on the way in my mind..
..but because of traffic..
Get this straight, Balli.
If we don't get this alliance then consider yourself death.
Get out of here.
I took K.K. Modi's name just like that.
You added his daughter to the story.
You added the responsibility of her marriage.
You added all the spices.
Sir, you told me all this.. after having a few drinks.
I told you about people who don't exist?
They exist, sir.
Listen. - Yes?
Some K.K. Modi has called five times since morning.
He told me to remind you that he is coming..
..to India on Friday to discuss his daughter's wedding.
And yes, he has asked to book some resort.
Don't forget.
How is this possible?
Sir, this means you either have MP or UP.
Madhya Pradesh and Uttar Pradesh?
MP means memory power. - Okay.
Sir, in this illness the battery of memory conks off.
Or UP that is unbelievable power.
Unbelievable power. - Yes, sir.
In this the characters you think about come in real life.
I don't believe this.
That's why it is called unbelievable power.
Now you have to decide whether..
..it's your effective thinking or defective disease.
Meanwhile, sir, you have thrown me out of the house.
Bye.
Taxi! - No, Prem.
I said that as I was worried. Please.
Okay. - Don't leave me in such confusion.
Okay, sir.
Tell me what I should do next.
There is no option or resort to this.
Yes, the last resort is that you book a resort.
Okay.
They have come?
Limo.
Ballu. Ballu.
Uncle, go and welcome Modi.
What a pleasant surprise.
Come here. Come here. Give your friend a hug.
You have become fit.
I think it is the result of sister-in-law Shakuntala's that.
Love. - Her love.
How is sister-in-law Sakku?
I hope you didn't have any that on the way. What is it..
No, no. One has to take some that for one's child. Some..
Trouble. - Yes, trouble.
Let's go.
Mr. Modi. - Mr. Modi.
Stop. Is this a way to ask for donations?
Mr. Modi, he is Mr. Chaudhary.
Avery famous L in the city. - Landlord? - Landlord. - Landlord.
Mr. Modi, welcome, welcome, welcome.
Welcome.
Uncle Modi.
Aunt Modi.
Balli works for us.
Okay, Balli knows you. That means he is our that..
Guest. - Guest. Guest.
Call him tonight for.. - Drinks?
Dinner. Dinner. And that as well.
Let's go.
Why are you staring at them with your mouth open?
Have you seen them for the first time?
Anyone will give that reaction on seeing Mr. Modi.
Sir, if you are a mouse then he is a cat.
If you are a cat, he is a dog.
If you are a dog, he is a fox.
If you are a fox then he is a lion.
If you are lion then he is an elephant.
If you are an elephant then he is a dinosaur.
Dinosaur of business, sir.
For your own good, come on time for dinner.
Otherwise you are a donkey, sir.
Who is going anywhere?
I am here till night.
Yes. - Yes.
Let's go.
What happened, uncle?
He met me with so much affection.
He gave me a hug as well.
But I couldn't recognize him.
Is it an illness or my imagination?
Both. - Both?
One personality is ill.
It is the imagination of the other personality.
The first and the second personality clashed..
..with each other and resulted in the third personality.
Spilt personality.
The fourth personality will be suicidal personality.
You will feel like committing suicide, uncle.
You are right. - No.
I feel like committing suicide. - No.
Yes. - Don't do it, uncle. - Why?
You won't remember that you have committed suicide, uncle.
So what should I do?
Uncle, now you have only one option left.
What? - Believe that your personality with imagination is right.
You know him.
He is K.K. Modi. - You recognize him.
I'll have to. Otherwise, I'll commit suicide..
..and I won't even remember it. So what's the use?
He is K.K. Modi.
Mr. Modi, we are not as rich as you are.
But we are well respected in the city.
Great. - Yes, sir. They are decent people.
Really? - They have a lot of cars and are cultured as well.
So brother, tell us, how much loan do you want?
No, sister-in-law, I am..
Balli, tell them. - What should I say?
Uncle, with your permission can I tell them? - Yes, please.
Mr. Modi, he is his brother-in-law.
Yuvraj.
He has studied till the 8th grade. The 8th grade.
Raise two more fingers.
Yes, the 8th grade.
He has studied till the 8th grade. So?
He wants to marry your daughter. - What?
Brother Ballu, you have brought such an alliance?
Have you seen their faces?
They look as if they have just come out of a jungle.
Right. Will their daughter marry into this illiterate family?
The Modis.
They don't have any sense of that. Fashion.
Nor do they know how to that. - Talk.
To talk. They look like that. That..
Ape-men. - Ape-men.
If you weren't my friend I would have done that.
Shot. - Shot you.
Let's go.. - Sumitra. - Sumitra.
Let's go. - Let's go. Let's go.
Let's go. - Okay.
You ruined their mood. - Shut up. Shut up.
You..
I'll blow your head with you, you scoundrel.
You fool, he isn't a scoundrel, you are.
Do you know who are you messing with?
You can only make scrabbled-eggs from an egg.
Mr. Modi can turn scrabbled-eggs back to an egg.
You have spoilt the whole game.
But it's okay. Uncle is here. He will think of something.
What will I think of?.
I am totally confused.
Will you tell us what this is all about?
Why have you made us all wear sunglasses?
Excuse me for my language, grandpa.
But what do these Modis think of themselves?
They have kept three conditions for the wedding.
I told them that I won't be able to look into your eyes..
..after telling you those conditions.
And you won't be able to look at each other after hearing them.
He said, ''Here, make them wear these sunglasses..''
''..and tell them the conditions.''
Tell us. Tell us, what their conditions are.
Basically the Modis have made..
..the tent of Chaudhary's lives stand on three sticks.
Condition No. 1.
They don't like the way you dress.
What are you doing?
They say that you look like a C-Grade movie's villain.
How dare they!
This.. This is what uncle said.
How dare they! - Yes. Yes.
The Chaudharys will never change..
..their dressing sense for their 500 crores. - Yes.
500.. - Crores.
Okay. Okay. We will wear up-to-date suits.
Yes. - Yes. Yes.
What is their second condition?
Their family is a joint family like in the movie 'Hum Aapke Hain Kyon'.
They all live together.
So is our family like in the movie 'Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham'?
We stay separately?
They have never seen you out on a lunch or a picnic..
..with your daughters and daughters-in-law. - Enough.
They are womenfolk.
This tradition has been going on since ages.
This is what uncle said as well. - What?
That the Chaudharys will never change their tradition for 500 crores.
Yes. - 500 crores.
Fine. Fine. Listen. Listen. Henceforth, we'll all be together.
Tell me the third condition.
If I tell you the third condition then.. your pants will tear.
Pants? - I am saying this. I am saying this.
He had said something else.
Tell me the condition.
You'll have to cut it. - What?
You'll have to cut your ponytail. - No.
Even uncle yelled and said no. - Yes. Yes.
But what can we do? They hold the trump card of 500 crores.
500 crores. 500 crores.
Cut them, Amar.
You can always grow them back.
But you don't often get a harvest worth 500 crores.
Great.
Now you are looking that and that.
Bold and beautiful. - Bold and the beautiful.
So tell us, brother. What have you decided?
What have I.. What do you say, Ballu?
Should I do that? Yes? - Do it.
Now that you have found a diamond..
..better set it in the ring. - Yes. - Yes.
Fine, then I'll call my daughter and younger that tomorrow.
Brother. - Brother.
Okay. - Do you have relatives or brothers or something like that?
No.
He has an elder brother..
Name? - Suraj Chaudhary.
In spite of having an elder brother..
..you have come alone to fix the alliance?
Where is he?
How can he come here? We don't get along.
A house where brothers don't that.. - Get along.
Get long. Will their daughter go there? - The Modis.
The Modis.
What he means is that their timings don't match.
He is sometimes out and he is sometimes in.
These two brothers love each other a lot.
Like.. Lord Rama and Laxman. - Okay. Okay. Okay.
So call them tonight. Match the..
Timings. - Timing. Yes.
Consider it to be our that.. - Condition. - Yes.
Hit him. Hit him.
Don't hit my uncle.
What was the need to say.. - Sister-in-law, please, help.
That I have an elder brother?
I said it because you have one.
You could have said that he is dead.
You are strange. How could say that?
Till date you haven't been able to kill him.
So uncle, how will you kill him?
But we are dead now.
That old man will never listen to us.
Hey, when God gave uncle a head over his shoulders..
..he didn't give it for decoration.
He will think. He will think of something.
He will bring your brother by his ears.
Shut up.
Suraj Chaudhary will behead me even if I talk about it.
And if he doesn't come here then I'll behead you.
What?
Hey, let us go in. Move aside.
Side. Side. Side. - Who are you?
Keep distance. Horn please.
May the face of the one with ill-intentions in his heart go black!
Seize the whole place. Take everyone's mobiles.
Disconnect their phone.
Hey, who are you? In this manner..
This is how we enter.
You have all the right to remain silent..
..as this is a raid.
I pay income tax thirteen times a year.
Yet there is a raid?
Sir, Ms. Sanjana.
Hello, uncle Mathur.
Hello, dear. How are you?
Sanjana, you know these income-tax guys?
Aunt, they are not from the income-tax department.
They are from the World Bank.
I have heard of Punjab Bank and Allahabad Bank.
What is a World Bank?
The one outside Punjab and Allahabad is called World Bank.
The father of all banks.
And the mother of all banks.
Uncle and aunt of all banks.
But, sir, what are you doing here?
Ms. Sanjana's father had taken a loan of200 crores from our bank.
So? - So he passed away before he could settle the loan.
So? - He keeps on saying 'so'.
He will lose his mind when he will hear this.
So, we have seized all his property in America.
We have managed to get back 100 crores.
We still need to recover 100 crores.
But Sanjana doesn't hold any property here.
She came here to get married to me.
Fantastic. After marriage a wife has equal right over the property.
Hence, according to law, we will recover 100 crores from you.
The bungalow itself must be worth 50-60 crores.
Come, let's go. Let's go.
Mr. Lover, I knew that you would get this marriage canceled.
But what is this issue of100 crores?
Should I tell you everything today itself?.
What's the rush?
Where are you going?
You are here.
Polish them.
Balli, what kind of a law is this?
The law is according to the place.
Uncle, including this house and other things..
..you will manage to arrange 100 crores, right?
You, too, wouldn't want my deceased father..
..to owe a loan to anyone, right?
Listen, assistant. - Yes, ma'am.
Come on, let's check the value of the property.
Okay. - Again? No.
Actually I have some work with him. Not now. Okay?
Fine. We will begin once your work is done.
Okay, ma'am.
How much work will you do? You will get tired.
You.. - Everyone is standing here.
It's written in the scriptures, uncle..
..the more you work the better it is.
This girl will put me on streets to beg.
Now I got it.
Why did he break the alliance with this girl..
..and formed an alliance with K.K. Modi.
He knows that this girl has a loan over her head.
Balli. - Yes.
Instead of us, you got K.K. Modi's daughter..
..alliance fixed into Amar's family.
If he has ruined it, he will mend it.
How? - How?
You know B.K. Modi. - Who is B.K. Modi?
You only had said that K.K. Modi has a younger brother.
Yes. Yes. He does. He does. K.K. Modi has a younger brother.
But what about him? - His money.
What about his money?
You only had said.. - What? That he is richer..
..than his elder brother when it comes to money.
Yes. Yes. I said so.
But what about him? - His daughter.
Daughter. - Daughter.
His daughter's.. mother will also be there.
What about his daughter?
You had taken the responsibility of getting her married.
Wow, Balli. No matter what you say that's a great condition.
Not condition, connection. - Whatever.
But tell him Mr. Modi's conditions.
Yes, ma'am. Coming.
I'll go and check the property. I'll see how much worth it is.
Darling Balli, what conditions do these Modis have?
''Forgot tradition and became ready.''
''If they get it right they will make it big.''
''Money can make you do anything.''
Amar! - Brother!
Brother!
Where is your party?
Has gone to pickup your party at the airport.
Where did she come from?
Did you call her?
It feels very nice to see the two of you together today, uncle.
Now my problem is also over.
Now both of you decide who I should marry.
Dear, you should forget Veer.
Last night your mother visited me in my dreams.
And she said, ''Veer isn't good enough for my Sanjana.''
So the confusion is over. I will get married to Yuvraj.
No, no, no, no, no, dear. Yuvraj is absolutely useless.
Your mother visited me in my dreams as well.
She started crying.
She said, ''Brother, don't ruin my Sanjana's life.
More tears.
What about me?
Will I stay single all my life? - Not at all, dear.
We, your uncles are there for you.
We will find someone good enough for you.
Nice, capable and decent.
We will have a grand wedding for you.
Why do you worry, dear? We are there for you. - Yes.
Okay, uncle. Whatever you feel is right.
Welcome. Welcome. Welcome.
Meet him. He's my younger brother.. - B.K..
B.K. Modi. - Yes. - Modi.
Look who it is.
Ballu.
How are you, Ballu?
Hi, B.K. How are you?
You look fit.
I think sister-in-law's love has played its trick.
How is sister-in-law, Sakku?
She's absolutely fine. She keeps talking about all of you.
How is B.K? What is he doing these days?
That's fine.
Mr. Modi, the girls didn't come with you?
To hell with the girls. - What? - What?
He means say hello to Naina and Sunaina.
Yes, they are the apple of their mothers' eyes.
Naina. - Sunaina.
They both are great, aren't they?
Walk straight.
What are you thinking about, uncle?
What are you thinking about?
I couldn't recognize the other Modi as well.
Uncle, this means it's not an illness but an imagination.
You mean the character I think about, comes to life?
Yes. You have the power. Otherwise, how is it possible, uncle.
What will we call a person with such imagination?
We cannot call him human.
You mean I am.. God?
Brahma.
The Creator.
The creator of the universe.
Balli.
Look..
How they address God. Idiots.
He has regained consciousness.
Now we will have fun.
Start that.
Mr. Chaudhary, he is out of coma, but he is unable to speak.
How can he not speak?
Son.. Tell me, who was he?
Speak up. Tell me. Who was he?
Tell me, son.
Try to speak.
Try.
Uncle, why is he pointing towards you?
Balli. This means you..
No, sir. I cannot even put a comma to sentence.
How can I put him into coma?
Mr. Chaudhary, your son is still not out of coma.
His mind is spinning hence he is moving his finger here and there.
Look, now he is pointing towards him.
Mr. Chaudhary, your son's condition is so bad..
..that he might even point his finger towards you.
Oh, my. The son is pointing towards his father.
Please go out. The patient is getting hyper.
Doctor, make my son get well soon.
Because the day he will come out of coma..
..someone else will go into coma.
Let's go.
There are so many sorrows in this world.
Your sorrow is so less.
You aren't able to say anything..
..because of your unconscious state.
And he cannot say anything even when he is conscious.
So sad is this and how bad is that.
Continue.
Sir. No, sir. Madam.. - Move back. I don't care.
Please sir. Sir, please. - It's not my problem..
..as to with whom Mr. Chaudhary..
..is having his breakfast and his lunch.
Mr. Chaudhary, I've been looking for you all over the city.
And you are having fun over here.
You are having parties.
I'm being pressurized by the bank.
I keep getting phone calls.
Tell me what you want to do.
Mr. Modi, you are here?
What a pleasant surprise.
Hello, sister-in-law. - Hello, brother.
Sister-in-law, it seems like you have come here on a holiday.
No, brother. Our daughters are getting that with the brothers-in-law.
They are getting married with the brothers-in-law.
Mr. Suraj. - Yes.
Your brother-in-law Veer was going to marry your niece, right?
No.
Niece? Who is his niece?
Here she is. Sanjana.
She is a very nice girl.
Why do you want to get related to us instead of her?
Actually, what happened was.. - For Sanjana's happiness.
Sanjana doesn't like Veer and that's why..
..Mr. Chaudhary cancelled the wedding.
Great people.
This is very that. - Good. - Good. Avery good thing.
But brother, it's wrong as well.
Look brother, there is a young unmarried girl in their family.
And they are getting their brothers-in-law married.
It is wrong, isn't it?
True.
It is not so. Mr. Chaudhary is looking for a suitable boy for her.
He will get her married as soon as he finds a suitable boy.
Take your time and find a boy. We are here for four days.
Look, first Sanjana will get married then our daughters will.
But Mr. Modi.. - No ifs or buts.
Consider this to be our that. - Condition. - Our condition.
Yes. - Another condition?
Don't worry. All the four Chaudharys are charged.
They will do something in four days.
Great people.
People, everybody join me please.
''Whether you are a crescent or the moonlight.''
''No matter what you are..''
''..I swear on God, you are great.''
Clap, everyone.
Great.
Brother, the Chaudharys might get a heart attack..
..listening to your conditions.
Brother has kept a condition ofSanjana's wedding. - Yes.
But you'll have to give the idea that our Prem will be her groom.
Yes.
This condition has been kept to give this idea.
Okay.
But they are very dangerous people.
If they find out the truth..
There is one person who is very dangerous. Lehri.
He is very smart.
But he has already said such a big lie..
..that now if he tells the truth, he will be the first one to die.
'Okay, so this is his family and not the Modi family.'
Mr. Balidaan.
Balidaan.
The poor thing is standing as a statue.
Fine, I will bring it into life.
Brother. Brother. Brother.
I have come here to tell you a secret.
Here he is. Here he is.
You are doing pushups?
No, I'm pushing the ground down.
Keep quiet. Keep quiet.
Tell me, who am I?
Am I God? Am I a human being?
Who am I?
You are the first God with has been made by this human being.
What not have you made me?
Now even I have forgotten who I am.
I have become the Aamir Khan in the movie 'Gajani'.
Look here. Look at this.
You have no idea how difficult it is to write on your back!
Rascal.
You played such a big game with a genius like me..
..who has written such a famous book?
Give me the book, please.
Here you go, genius.
I won't let you win as long as I am alive.
What will I do?
Mr. Balli, Mr. Chaudhary is calling you.
Go. You have been summoned.
Yes. Yes, I've put the ball in the hole.
I've learnt to play golf.
This is how we used to play marbles as well.
You are right. - Greetings, sir.
Come. Come, Mr. Balidaan. Come.
You summoned me?
We have known each other since ages.
Why don't we turn this acquaintance into a relationship?
I didn't get you.
Your nephew Prem and our niece Sanjana.
Let's get them married. - No.
No, this marriage cannot take place.
Why not?
You are a servant. We are your employer.
You don't like the respect we are giving you?
Hello.
Why cannot this marriage take place, uncle?
We are their loyal servants.
We have to pay them back in someway or the other.
Right, uncle? - Don't touch me.
You see, the girl has a loan of100 crores over her head.
That too of the World Bank.
Who will pay it back? You?
We will pay it back.
We are going to get millions from the Modis.
You can keep 100-125 out of it.
Not 125, only 100 crores.
The amount of the loan.
After that even if you sent your daughter..
..without any clothes on, we will accept her.
Great.
Right, uncle? We accept it, don't we? - Yes.
Sanjana, my child..
I accept this match, uncle.
Uncle, your teeth will break if you will grind them so hard.
Mr. Chaudhary, there is a problem.
This Lehri keeps saying that Sanjana..
..had eloped with a boy during her wedding.
If someone comes to know about it on my wedding day..
..then my uncle will be defamed.
Can you please take care of this Lehri, sir?
Go and find Lehri.
Get him here.
Yes, Mr. Chaudhary?
Who eloped with Sanjana? - This..
What is this that you are asking me?
I had shown you the photograph.
A lie.
You are lying.
He had eloped with Sanjana.
You are right. He had eloped with her.
Forgive me, I had lied.
He is the one I had given a lift to.
Henceforth, this is what you should tell everyone.
Got it?
Are you happy now, Prem?
Yes, Mr. Chaudhary.
Mr. Lehri, you don't know what a big favour..
..you have done to my uncle and the Chaudhary family.
God will surely send you to heaven.
Congratulations, Balli. You became their that.
What is it? Yes, their relative.
Mr. Modi, you are the one who gave us this idea.
Otherwise, how could we ever think of this?
Have this.
Why did you unnecessarily take the that. Trouble.
You go and have your meal.
We'll all have together.
No, we don't know how long we will take.
Why should you stay that because of us? Hungry.
Go, have your meal.
Okay. - I love you.
That's great, Mr. Modi.
At your place the women eat before the men do.
At our place, till we do eat, the women will die but..
..not touch the food.
This is wrong.
Look, women live in a very that world. Small.
It begins from and ends at us.
The house and kids.
She is that in them. What is it said? Yes, restricted.
Hence it is our duty to look after them.
We should love them.
We should always keep them that. We should keep them happy.
Radhika..
What happened?
Nothing. You have your meal.
Before you?
So what? If I drink all night along..
..will you stay hungry till the morning?
What is wrong with you, today?
Love.
I love you.
Sorry.
Shalu.
Shalu? - Yes, Shalani.
Now I will always call you Shalu.
And henceforth, you can eat before me.
Why so? - Because I love you.
Thank you.
Brother, Prem is nowhere to be seen.
Sanjana is not here either.
They got what they wanted.
The lovebirds must be busy at some corner.
Yes, so what is wrong in that?
They both that to each other. They love each other.
They are going to get married.
Come on. Let's go. Let's go.
Come, let's go and have some food. Come on.
Look, Prem and Sanjana are also back. Come on.
The bride and the groom are also here.
Let me make an announcement.
I have decided that this marriage won't take place.
What?
Once again uncle must have gone into the 100 crore loop..
..after having a little too much to drink.
Balli, what are you saying?
Keep quiet. Keep quiet.
You are saying Balli and sacrificing me
This marriage won't take place.
If uncle doesn't want this marriage to take place then..
Without uncle, I don't want to marry like an orphan.
Since when did you become an orphan, you liar?
Here he is. Your father is here in a three-piece suit.
He is here.
Fine. Fine. Fine, Ballu.
If you are breaking your that with him.
Then I will form a that with him. What is it? Yes, a relationship.
Henceforth, I am your father.
And I am your mother.
I'm your uncle.
I'm your aunt.
If you are falling short of relatives then I, too, shall become one?
Why.. Why would you become anyone?
You are his uncle.
Keep it fixed.
Then it is fixed. - Yes.
Henceforth, I am his uncle. - And I am his aunt.
Look at that. They all are telling the truth.
Chaudharys, can't you see the truth?
Brother.
No, no, no, no, no.
Don't do this. Don't do this.
No matter how he is, he is my uncle.
My real uncle. I'll make him understand.
Uncle, you saw how many relatives I have now?
It won't make a difference if I have one uncle less.
Yes, uncle.
On one hand your final rites will be performed..
..and on the other my wedding ceremony.
Correct. - But this wedding will surely take place.
Yes, so I will prepare for the wedding. - Yes.
''You always keep following me.''
''Beloved, please help me find it.''
''I've lost my nose ring.''
''Keep looking for it.''
''I've lost my nose ring.''
''You always keep following me.''
''Beloved, please help me find it.''
''I've lost my nose ring.''
''Keep looking for it.''
''I've lost my nose ring.''
''I've lost it. I've lost it.''
''What is this that my love has done!''
''It made me famous among the lovers.''
''What is this that my love has done!''
''It made me famous among the lovers.''
''Whoever I greet with a smile is squandered.''
''Look, what my style has done today!''
''It destroyed all the hearts here.''
''What my style has done today!''
''You always keep following me.''
''Beloved, please help me find it.''
''I've lost my nose ring.''
''Keep looking for it.''
''I've lost my nose ring.''
''I regret looking at you.''
''My heart is now no longer mine.''
''My heart has betrayed me.''
''Yes.''
''I always keep waiting for you.''
''My innocent heart awaits your love.''
''You have given me a strange disease.''
''I've lost it.''
''I banter beauty.''
''Your kindness feels like cruelty.''
''I've lost it.''
''This is what everyone is saying now.''
''Look, what my style has done today!''
''It destroyed all the hearts here.''
''What my style has done today!''
''You made me lose my patience.''
''I don't know when you had an effect on me.''
''Your magic worked.''
''Yes.''
''Only you know how I became yours.''
''I lost my sleep following your paths.''
''What you said managed to fool me.''
''I've lost it.''
''For a moment or two, I became your guest.''
''Everything you had has been sacrificed to me.''
''I've lost it.''
''I have lost my peace and my heart, too, suffered a loss.''
''Look, what my style has done today!''
''It destroyed all the hearts here.''
''What my style has done today!''
''I've lost it.''
''You always keep following me.''
''Beloved, please help me find it.''
''I've lost my nose ring.''
''Keep looking for it.''
''I've lost my nose ring.''
Someone stop me.
By the way, Prem.. - Yes?
Have you come here to show the necklace..
..your family has bought for her or to see Sanjana?
I had come to congratulate all of you.
This is the first love marriage taking place in your family.
Yes, of course.
Aryan.
You came from the hospital on the right day.
Come, I'll introduce you to Sanjana's future husband.
Don't you want to get ready? - Ready?
Come on, go. Go. - I am ever ready.
Ask Sanjana.
Prem.
Prem, look who is here.
He is the one.
He is the one who hit me with his car.
I went into coma because of him.
He was the one who eloped with Sanjana.
Look, Veer, Yuvraj. Sanjana and Prem love each other.
That means everyone is a part of Prem's conspiracy.
I'll take care of you later, you wrenched woman.
We will first..
..take care of you.
You are flying too high.
Do you love to fly?
Yes, we do. - What will you do?
Nothing, boys. I'll just help you fulfil your dream.
You..
Where shall I keep it?
We will have to tell brother-in-law about his true identity.
Fools, not the true identity, but a false one.
Never underestimate three things in life.
I, me and myself.
Thank you.
No one can deport the one who has the family's support.
I am someone who can drown a fish.
What can you three.. do to me?
Go, Veer. Go, Yuvraj.
I'll see how he stops you.
Let's go.
You are sleeping even after coming out of coma?
Do you remember your name?
Aryan. - Aryan, go into flashback.
And see what I had done to you.
Where did he go?
He left right in front of you.
Mr. Modi. - Yes.
Mr. Modi. - What happened?
We know the truth about that scoundrel Prem.
He is not Balli's nephew.
So? - He isn't the real Modi either.
He is my real uncle. A Kapoor.
Uncle. - Yes, nephew.
Uncle. - Uncle, catch them.
We'll see you. - We'll see you.
Prem, I'll go with you. - You handle the ladies inside.
I'm a Modi. I'm a Modi. I'm a Modi.
Aryan.
Aryan, let's go.
Save us. Save us.
One.. two.. three.
The keys.
The keys are with me.
Take it.
Come here.. Come here..
That way. That way.
Side effects of too much rajma chawal (a rice dish).
Sorry.
O God!
Card. Card. - Thank you.
Call me.
No pee me. Pee them.
Hey, stop peeing there.
Stop him. Stop him.
Let's go. Let's go.
Stop there.
Let's go fast.
You are a dead man.
We won't spare you.
What's this new drama.
Bye-bye!
Amar.
Sanjana reminds me of our sister Shibani today.
Yes, brother. Our Sanjana looks so happy.
I'm ready to go to the moon for her.
What?
Uncle, looking at her I feel that I won't even need..
..the almond flavoured milk.
Dad.
You know there is a that. A custom.
Yes, but till date I've never got that of that custom. A need.
You, too? - Yes.
Stop this wedding.
Dear good people, someone stop them.
Aryan, you are back from the hospital.
But who did this to you?
That beguiler, Prem.
We have been cheated in such a big way.
Why did you do this to us? Why?
Mr. Chaudhary, this was Sanjana's mother's desire.
And there was a belief in her wish.
Her wish was that you two get Sanjana married..
..and give her your blessings.
And she believed that..
..you two brothers will unite because of this marriage.
That means you really made a fool out of us.
You cheated us with 500 crores.
That means he is not a Modi.
And they are your uncles.
Listen, you idiots.
That's what I've been telling you since so long.
But you didn't listen to me.
You didn't listen to me as well.
Then tell them now.
No, you only tell them.
God sent you down here but He forgot to give you any brains.
You didn't change even after seeing the goodness in him?
But I have changed.
From now on I will be a true uncle to Prem.
Let me see who tries to touch my nephew.
Come on.
Coming.
Here you go.
You will touch my nephew.
No, I am here to give you a hand, sir. - Okay.
Sir, being with them till date I have only washed cars.
Being with you, I am sure I will thrash a person or two.
Great. Great.
Come on, let's begin the thrashing.
We are the five good men..
..and you are the two evil uncles.
Hippo Amar Chaudhary, you will get crushed in their fight.
Come here.
Fools, what are you waiting for? Shoot them all.
We have come to attend the wedding.
We support love and not hatred.
Prem has changed us.
By giving double the money.
Let's go, hired goons.
Traitors.
Prem, you continue.
It's inauspicious to stop that in the middle.
That.. that.. - The wedding vows.
The wedding vows. The wedding vows.
Come on.
Let's go.
Priest, hurry up.
Otherwise, my father and the rest of them will get thrashed.
Come.
Can I hold it?
Shall I start walking?
Come on, son. Priest, please hurry up.
I'll shut down your World Bank.
Fast. Fast.
I'm safe.
No.
This will be fine, Choudhary.
This is too much.
Prem, you can get another wife..
..but you won't get another father.
Today, for the first time a woman has said something sensible.
Go, Prem.
Prem, you won't get a better chance to remove your shirt.
Show your body. - I won't.
Why? - He has become fat. Fat.
What shall I say?
Enjoyed it?
Mr. Chaudhary, I am here to form relations..
..and not to break bones.
Anyway, at our place we don't even look into the eyes of senior citizens.
Raising a hand on them is a farfetched thing.
Hence, chill and relax, Mr. Chaudhary.
Chill and relax.
Saw that? This is what is called good values.
But are miles away from it.
Yes, you only know the meaning of greed..
..selfishness and deception.
You didn't even bother about my mother, you deceased sister.
How low will you stoop for money?
My child is absolutely right.
On one hand this boy is making sacrifices for his future wife.
And on the other it's you guys..
..who since ages have been making your wives sacrifice.
I'm feeling ashamed..
..to call both of you my sons.
Shame on you.
Disgusting.
Hey old man, have you lost your mind.
Father. Get up, father.
Father..
Don't you dare! He is our father.
I will cut your hand if you even touch him.
And I will break your jaw if you misbehave with him.
He lied. He cheated everyone. And you are..
They aren't even Modis.
What difference does the name make, son?
A person is known for his deeds.
And then, when have we ever acted like Chaudharys?
We have instead demeaned the Chaudhary name.
They are the real Chaudharys.
No, we are very satisfied being Kapoors.
How can he be a Chaudhary?
He has made us fight.
Brother-in-law, we should take revenge from him.
Revenge for what?
We should seek revenge because he made us human?
We should seek revenge because..
..by changing relations he changed us.
We brothers have been enemies since ages.
But today when our father got hurt our hearts felt the pain.
Should we seek revenge for that?
We should learn from this family.
Just being a part of a family doesn't make you a dear one.
A member is a dear one when you accept him.
Sir.
Sorry. Sir..
We hold our ears and say..
..that we will never act like goons again.
And we will never be greedy for money.
And one more thing, sir.
Mr. Modi, what is your original surname.
Kapoor.
- Mr. Kapoor, please forgive us.
And accept us.
Let us be a part of this wedding along with our girl, please.
Madam.
Chaudharys plus Kapoors equals to Chapoors.
Mrs. Chapoor.
Oh, my, Mrs. Chapoor.
Someone stop her.
Ready?
Ready!
One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Ready.
''In 12 months I'll express my love to you in different ways.''
''Now I think I won't be able to survive..''
''..even for 12 minutes without you.''
''I'll write you some poems..''
''..on 12th ofJanuary.''
''I'll send you kohl on 12th of February.''
''It will save my darling from all evil eyes.''
''Come into my dreams on 12th of March.''
''Come to my dreams and drive me crazy.''
''On 12th of April..''
''..bring some stars for me.''
''I will send you warmth in winter.''
''I think I will come to your home by 12th ofSeptember.''
''And on the 12th of October..''
''..we will enjoy the sunset together.''
''By 12th of November..''
''..you would've surrendered your heart.''
''We will settle the matter on 12th of October..''
''..by putting a stamp on this heart.''
''There will be no cars, there will be no mare..''
''I will bring the wedding procession by foot.''
''Now I think I won't be able to survive..''
''..even for 12 minutes without you.''